Dear new kind of fragrance-free "natural" lotion I just bought,
If I would have known that by "fragrance free" you meant "smells like urine," I would not have purchased you.
With regret,
Ashley*
* The worst part about this is that I wrote it a couple of weeks ago, and I'm not so sure the smell bothers me anymore. I don't know if I should be worried or relieved.
I can smell you from here. Add a drop of lavender or something. (Totally kidding. Can we kid? We haven't met IRL and I am already joking with you like we have. Maybe I'm just a blog weirdo. In that case, disregard what I said.)
ReplyDeleteWe can totally kid. I love kidding. (That sounds weird.) But seriously, I feel like we've been blog and facebook friends for so long that we are real friends. (Sorry if that also weirds you out. I guess we're new at this. :D)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I guess I should state that the lotion made my skin smell that way when I smelled it up close, it wasn't a strong bodily odor wafting every which way. But good idea with the drop of lavender.
Urine. Feel relieved. Ha ha.
ReplyDeletemaybe it's the same brand as my pee-pasta.
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